princettegil:

Honestly, the brocon between Tenn and Riku is so strong…

(Translations taken from the Rabbit Chats that were gloriously translated by @osakaso5)

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Admit it Tenn, you are both happy to imagine being married to Riku and jealous of Iori.


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drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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kitsumahou:

Best bois. ♡

poikas:

pumpkin gfs because its october why not 🎃

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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vicholas:

apple-a-la-mode:

do you know how it feels to receive important real world political information like this

I live to serve.

surprisebitch:

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ham, pineapple, and black olives

another would be

bacon, sausage, and onions

doomsneigh:

littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

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HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

The secret 11th and 12th commandments

muwi-translates:

Collar x Malice -Unlimited- キャラクターCD ミニドラマ 「二人きりの湯煙譚」

Collar x Malice -Unlimited- Okazaki Kei Character CD Mini Drama - A Hot Bath for the Two of Us

Spoiler free. Just a note that I used a Chinese translation as my main source, and did some light cross-referencing from the original audio. There might be some inaccuracies.

**Please don’t move this translation or claim it as your own.**

Since we’ve started dating, we’ve gone on countless dates. But usually they’re nothing more than spending a few hours with each other between work, and even if we get days off, we can only get together and laze around at home. She often says that it’s unhealthy for her. Even though it’s fun and soothing to just be able to spend time with her, it might be good to go on a proper date like lovers would. 

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pangur-and-grim:

arsnof:

pangur-and-grim:

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

tubehuman:

thejogging:

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014

Alt-Lit

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this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

swoobats:

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.